Event Record Date* Team Rampart Toss 29'9" '09 Valley Boys Stone Carry 00:14:13 '09 Valley Boys Stone Roll 00:44:08 '09 Mad Monkeys Wheelbarrow Relay 01:41:00 '09 Mexitalians Stone Stack 87.00" '09 Mad Monkeys Stone Smash (Team) 01:03:50 '09 Mad Monkeys Stone Smash (Individual) 00:22:00 '09 Valley Boys Season Overall Event Winner 2009 Mad Monkeys 2008 For-Gun-Conclusion 2007 Team Meat *3rd Annual 2009 season was the first year of official event records

Neanderthal Man Homo sapiens neanderthalensis, a humanoid species, roamed Europe and parts of Asia and North Africa 125,000 to 40,000 years ago. Their bones were first found by quarry workers in a cave in the Neander Valley near Dusseldorf, Germany in 1856, and became the first early-human fossils to be discovered. Commonly known for their low forehead, beetle brow, no chin and being thick-set. This has led them to be viewed by us (Homo sapiens) as aggressive and dim-witted.